Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted to start dating her but felt that he should be faithful to Lorraine. So he continued to date Lorraine. One day Brian took Lorraine on a walk in the
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is onfire.” The dispatcher says, “Well, can you tell me how we get there?””Duhhhh, in the big red trucks, of course.”
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud!!
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, “Didn’t your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?”The businessman replies, “That’s the accountant we’re looking for.”
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff my roosters feet, what do you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass.
God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!