The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed. “What are you doing that for?” demanded the crook boss. “Only doing what you ordered,” said the stupid thug. “You told me to lie low for a bit!”
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver.”Ma’am, is there a reason that you’re weaving all over the road?”The woman replied, “Oh officer, thank goodness you’re here!I almost had an accident!I looked up and there was a tree right in
|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An econometrician is a trained professional paid to use computers to guess wrong about the economy.Talk is cheap. Supply exceeds Demand. ——————————————————————————–Bentley’s second Law of Economics: The only thing more dangerous than an economist is an amateur
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing furiously. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn’t have to worry about a will. He said, “Will, what will? I’m making a list of people
Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went by, then half an hour, then an hour, and no
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, “Iwas once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me.One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!