There was this truck driver who had to deliver 500 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving his truck through the desert, his truck breaks down. After about 3 hours, he waves another truck down and offers the driver $500 to take these penguins to the state zoo
Have you seen www.lockeddoor.com? Yes, but I found it very difficult to get into.
A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card; it said “Rest in Peace”. The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.3. Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.4. Man who kisses girl’s behind, gets crack in face.5. Passionate kiss like spider web-lead to undoing of fly.6. Man
Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied, “it was a total con! I saw a sign that said To The Monkeys, so I followed it and saw the monkeys. Then I saw another
Have you seen www.indecisive.com? Yes and no.
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home he couldn’t tell his wife that he had spoken on sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members.A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center and they