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There was this

There was this truck driver who had to
deliver
500 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving his truck
through
the desert, his truck breaks down. After about 3 hours, he waves

another truck down and offers the driver $500 to take these penguins to

the state zoo for him.

The next day the original truck driver
arrives in town and sees the new
truck driver crossing the road
with 500 penguins walking in single file
behind him.

The
original truck driver jumps out of his truck and asks, “What’s
going on?
I gave you $500 to take these penguins to the zoo!”

The new
truck driver responds, “I did take them to the zoo. And I had
enough
money left over so now we’re going to see a movie.”