RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they are going to court to get an additional inning added to the end of Game 5 of the World Series. The batting, pitching, and bench coaches for the Mets held a press conference earlier today. They
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on both sides of the family tree.Your momma so fat she broke the family tree.
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.””Nothing I can do for you”, said the doc.”In the Army privates don’t have an inferiority complex… they’re just inferior…”——————————————————————————–An old man saw a very tired infantryman resting after a hard foot march. The man said with disdain: “When
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle says to the other, “Wow, did you see how fast that thing was moving?” The other replies, “Yeah. You’d move fast too if you had three assholes and they were all on fire!”
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!