|A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are superior to the many organizations of the world . . .* United States Marine Corps Birthday: 10 NOVEMBER 1775 * 1) Best haircut. Hands down. You can’t have a bad hair day with a high and
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son had an announcement to make: He’d just signed up at an army recruiter’s office. There were audible gasps around the table, then some laughter, as his older brothers shared their disbelief that he could handle this new situation.
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils done to the essence of truth,” the philosopher said, “one must live by a dog’s rule of life”:”If you can’t eat it or fuck it…PISS ON IT!”
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching a sermon. After speaking for about 10 minutes he said…”If I had all the beer in the world, I’d throw it in the river!”Then he talked some more and a little while later he said….”If I
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take your choice, private – one month’s restriction or twenty day’s pay,” said the officer.”All right, sir,” said the bright soldier, “I’ll take the money.”
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim there, decides to investigate.”Whatcha doin?” he asked. Mongo replies, “My goldfish died and I’m burying him.””That’s an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain’t it?” asked the neighbor. Mongo shot back, “That’s because he’s inside your