One of my husband’s duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them, “There are three rules in this mess hall: Shut up! Eat
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on the roof of a building, with an awning below them.The American said to the Irishman: “I bet I could jump off this roof, land on the awning and bounce back off.” So he jumped off, hit
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour ourguide pointed out the new name to the “Oval Office”, seems someoneliked the name the “Oral Office” better!
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?”To which the farmer replied: “Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!”
You Might be a Marine Wife if: 1. Your mail goes to four addresses in two countries before it reaches you. 2. You earned an Accounting degree by deciphering your husband’s LES and running a family on what was ACTUALLY deposited. 3. “Savings” sounds like a great idea and you
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang ’em the looser they get.
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The bartender says – “I’m sorry we don’t serve food here”.