Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20 minutes because it said concentrate?
There is an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Ukranian and the are in their final stages of training for the FBI. The agents explained to them their final test.”We have each one of your wives contained in separate cells and what you guys have to do in order to complete
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and*splat*… he flattened the cat. Out of kindness and consideration, he stopped, turned around and drove back to the farmhouse to notify
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, “I guess when I die you’ll come and dance on my grave.” The cadet replied, “Not me, Sarge…no sir! I promised myself that when I got
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q: What is black and blue and brown lying in a ditch? A: A brunette who has told too many blonde jokes.
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher’s prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull. The case was scheduled to be tried before