Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. “How old was your husband?” he asked.”He was ninety-eight,” she answered softly. “Two years oder than I am.””Really?” the undertaker said. “Hardly worth going home, wouldn’t you say?”
Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla cage at the Bronx Zoo. The gorilla took one look at this beautiful young nun, bent the bars, lept to the ground and kissed her. Then he
Have you seen www.amnesia.com? Sorry, I just can’t remember.
American businessman was at a pier in a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow-fin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA.Well, here’s the answer: It’s simple. nobody bothered to check the oil.Didn’t know we were getting low. And of course the reason for that is geographical.All the oil is in Alaska, Texas,
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One day he went shopping, his first stop was at a hardware store.He went up to the shop assistant and asked “Could I have a fucketplease?”The assistant asked”Pardon sir?”.”Can I have a fucket please?” Replied the man.
Have you seen www.square.com? No, I haven’t got around to it.