|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?””No,” the second guy says.”Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead,” the first guy says.”Oh,” says the second guy.A couple of minutes later, The first guy says, “Did you see that?””See what?” the second guy asks.”Are you
Doctor, doctor, I’m at death’s door! Don’t worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense pantyhose.
|Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture and bagged six big bucks. The pilot came back, as arranged, to pick them up. They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six elk. But
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof the big silver back gorillas cage when one woman makes a gesture thatthe gorilla interprets as an invitation. He grabs her, yanks her over the fence, and takes her to his nest in the pen. There
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?” Smitty says, “I want to get laid.”So Harry takes Smitty to a parrot whore house, gives him a hundred bucks, and Smitty goes upstairs with a hot-looking parrot whore.After a few minutes, Harry hears really loud