Paddy ‘n’ Mick join the army, and are put on street patrol in a city with a military curfew. They are given instructions to shoot anybody who’s on the streets after 6 o’clock. So one day, they’re out at twenty to 6, when Paddy spots a man walking on the
How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN be done!
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. The second fisherman looked at the marlin, turned to the first fisherman
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast as Rudolf but doesn’t stop as quick!
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.This natural selection is good for the herd as