Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.” The bartender says “Ok, but pal you are gonna hurt yourself with that.” The man says “Just pour them.”The man takes the first shot and the bartender says “Hey, you want to talk about it”? The
|Ten common fishing terms explainedCatch and Release – A conservation motion that happens most often right before the local Fish and Game officer pulls over a boat that has caught over it’s limit. Hook – (1) A curved piece of metal used to catch fish. (2) A clever advertisement to
A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower, and realized that his clothes were missing. And then he accidentally locked himself out of the locker room. So now he was completely naked in the halls of the headquarters of the most powerful military organization on the planet. And
My brother’s a professional boxer. Heavyweight ? No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started by saying, “I think my wife is fooling around on me. I went home the other day and found a hammer and a saw under our bed. I think she is cheatin’ on me with a
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his boy out shooting. When they came back later that day the father put his BB gun on the top of the stove and hurried to the bathroom.He set it down so fast and hard that it
|Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very much, but couldn’t think of what to name their children. Finally, after several days, the fisherman said, “Let’s not decide on names right now. If we wait a little while, the names will