A patrol of allied soldiers were in a ruined city during World War Two. They are bragging and joshing about how many kills they have so far to keep up courage on their route through the rubbled buildings. Sergeant Joe thumps his chest and proclaims. “I got me 4 germans
Vampire 1: “I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died.” Vampire 2: “How awful!” Vampire 1: “Yes. Fortunately, I found some in the neck of time.”
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were having a competition to see which one could walk his dog over the desert without needing a drink.So the Englishman sets off, but he only gets half way.Then the Scotsman sets off, and he only gets
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2 testtickles!
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, “Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them to the taxodermist.”So you want them mounted?” asked the taxidermist.To which she replied: “No. Holding hands will do just fine.”
If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she? Dead.