Have you seen www.blottingpaper.com? Yes, I found it very absorbing.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthily examination, sighed and looked Murphy in the eye and said, “I’ve some bad news for you. You have cancer and it can’t be cured. I’d give you two weeks to a month.”Murphy, saddened
One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor was amazed.”Holy cow! Mr. Edwards, I must say that you are in thegreatest shape of any 64 year old I have ever examined!””Did I say I was 64?””Well, no, did I read your chart wrong?””Damn straight
Caller: Finally! I got through! I’ve been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!
Have you seen www.apathy.com? No, and quite honestly I can’t be bothered.
A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found a taker. “I think this one will really move said the broker, it’s only $1 a share.” “Buy me 1000 shares.” said the client. The next day the stock was at $2. The client called the broker and said,
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:———————————Cheese Sandwich $ 1.50Chicken Sandwich $ 2.50Hand Job $10.00———————————Checking his wallet he finds one single ten dollar bill.He walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks