A Maintenance Battalion in Germany had just received a brand new Executive Officer, an Armor Major. The Major proceeded to issue new SOP directives (Standard Operating Procedures) that WOULD be followed under all circumstances. One of these directives was that NO ONE over the rank of Staff Sergeant would drive
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a serious case of jock itch.
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The man went up to the farmer and said, “Excuse me sir, but why does that pig only have 3 legs?””Well,” said the farmer, “that there pig is very special. One time my wife was cooking something
|A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient’s room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. The doctor asked patient number 1 what
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of the theater during the opening nite of a musical duringintermission. A blonde shimmied by that had to have had what there was of her evening gown spray painted on her curvy body.She smiled and gushed, “Well,
A trooper asks a sergeant: – Is it true that man descended from a monkey? – Yes, troopers possibly were. But not sergeants.
Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. “Brenda, may I come in?” he asks. “I’ve somethin’ to tell ya.””Of course you can come in. You’re always welcome, Tim.But where’s my husband?””That’s what I’m here to be tellin’ ya, Brenda. There was an