|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there’s somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. “you gotta help me, I’m going crazy!” “Just put yourself
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked long and hard to put her boyfriend through college. After he graduated and passed his bar exam, I asked her if they planned to be married soon. She looked at me with a big smile and
I was an Air Force ICBM launch control officer in South Dakota. Two officers pulled 24-hour alerts in a launch control center that was surrounded by several Minuteman II silos. The facility and the silos were separated by several miles. We were not allowed to leave the “capsule” until relieved
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass the bar!
Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It’s called Three Funerals and a Wedding.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Faced with economic pressures, many commercial offices are cutting back on costs wherever possible, in an attempt to remain profitable.At one particular office, employees are taking management’s belt-tightening
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for two weeks leave in which to get married. “But you just had two weeks off,” said the boss. “Why didn’t you get married then ?” “What