This is the difference between a lousy Golfer and a lousy Parachutist. The lousy Golfer goes splash then damn. The lousy Parachutist goes damn then splash.
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits a Cornish farmer.”So, Cornish farmer, how do you shag your sheep?” “Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best friend, “They’re driving me nuts. Such pests, they give me no rest and I’m half-way to the nut hatch.””What you need is a playpen to separate the kids from yourself,” her friend said.So Mary bought a
|A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much so that he could now afford to have a proper shop banner advertising his wares. So he told a kid to paint the sign board for him & put it above his shop entrance. But, instead
A recruit examines the food served to him in the batallion dining room. – Do I have any choice here, he asks a sergeant. – Yes, you do. You may eat it or not.
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world!!!
10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been promising for some time now to buy poor Johnny a bike.Johnny, who loved his Momma dearly, hadn’t made a big deal about it for a long time, but suddenly decided NOW was the right time to