Q: What is the definition of Death? A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.
There are three guys who are good friends. One is an American, oneis Polish, and one is Italian.They are driving together one day when they get into a car accident. They all die and float up towards the gates of Heaven. When they get there, an angel who tells them
Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached by a man who flashed at them, two of them had a stroke – the third wasn’t quick enough..
|Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked. “Doctor, you must help me,” she pleaded. “It’s gotten so that every time I date one of the young doctors here, I end up dating him. And then afterward, I feel
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1. He doesn’t feel the way he usually does.2. He is not in complete control of his hands.3. His emotions are shattered.4. His skin is numb.5. He has transofrmed into an alter-ego (i.e. professional wrestler)6. He is
A general calls a colonel: – Do you have a couple of smart majors? – Yes I do. – Send them to me. I need to move my furniture around.
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup ! Yes, it’s the rotting meat that attracts them !