Q. “Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?” A. “Because sheep would be too obvious”
Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. “Reverend,” she wailed, “John and I had a DREADFUL fight!” “Calm down, my child,” said the minister, “it’s not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its first fight!” “I know, I know!” said
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away, his friend interrupts him, “Always with the Jewish jokes! Give it a rest! Why do they always have to be about Jews? Just change the names to another ethnic group for once!”So he starts again, “Hashimoto
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.20. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.19. Sorry officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.18. Aren’t you the guy from the villiage people?17. Hey, you must have been doing
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of
Q: “What has an IQ of 42?” A: “40 Marines plus their lieutenant”