A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They show him their papers, but he thinks they are phony.He tells them, “Okay, I have a test for you. I want you to use thewords liver and cheese in a sentence.” So, the first guy says,
Montreal Gazette’s Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival. —————————————————————–1. (On going to war over religion:) You’re basically killing each other to see who’s got the better imaginary friend.2. I used to smoke pot until I came to the conclusion… what was that conclusion, anyway?3. (On the
|A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to help me. I can’t go on like this.””What’s the problem?” the docotor inquired.”Well, I’m 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to
God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was facedwith a class action suit for failure to file an environmental impactstatement. He was granted a temporary permit for the project, but wasstymied with the Cease and Desist order for the earthly part. Appearing atthe hearing,
A soldier keeps a mug upside down and tells the sergeant: – I can’t drink from this mug. It has no opening. The sergeant examines the mug and says: – You are right. And besides this, it has no bottom.
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s wrong!!!!
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday. Lula-bell gave him a big, close, hug and a long, deep, kiss.Then she wispered in his ear “I guess I’m just gonna spend all night on my back with my legs in the air.”Rufus thought about