It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie and had begun to hand-crank it to ensure all areas were evenly done. It was now getting golden brown and juices were causing some flames to lick the chicken as he turned it.Just then, a drunk
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary. The old man said,”You know, 50 years ago, we were probablysitting here buck naked.” The woman said, “Why don’t we try that again?” So they stripped and sat down at
What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film? Stop playing it cagey!
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Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive’s wife stops by his office. As she walks in unannounced, she finds his secretary sitting on his lap. Without hesitating, he begins to dictated a letter… “And in conclusion gentlemen, budget cut or not, I cannot continue to operate this office with just
A reporter goes way up into the hills of West Virginia to write an article about the area. He meets an old man in a small town and asks him about any memorable events in his life.The old man says, “Well, one time my favorite sheep got lost, so me
A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages “An’ whut animal would that be ?” he asked the keeper. “Thats a moose from Canada”, came the reply. “A moose !!”, exclaimed the Scotsman. “Hoots, mon, if that’s a moose then they must ha’