yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had on. And you said Guess so she said Levi’s.
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering.The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner.The rookie rolled down his window and
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries. “I just don’t get it.” said one. “She’s an airhead — nothing going on upstairs.”That may be true,” replied the other, “but I don’t think that’s the floor he’s getting off on.”
Airmen had to launch two E-3 AWACS from a National Guard base after a heavey snow strom. Well after a 5 hour delay waiting for the snow to be plowed of, they were able to take-off. The planes taxied off and stoped a hundred yards to the flight line. The
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke and hearda crash, instantly she died of shock. What kind of house did she live in?A LIGHTHOUSE!!!
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can’t escape and finally pulls over.The cop approaches the car and says, “It’s been a long day and my tour is almost over, so
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary was on maternity leave. Trying to arrive at an agreeable wage, I asked what she expected to earn.She said, “Well… the minimum I could work for is four hundred a week.”I told her I’d give her