Sargeant Williams was the newest drill instructor at AOCS, Aviation Officer Candidate School and as such was always trying to impress his company commander and the other officers in the Command. Daily he was seen jumping all over his officer candidates and yelling at them as he supposedly developed them
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a famous actor while the other stayed behind in thecotton fields and never amounted to much.The second one, naturally, became known as the “lesser of twoweevils.”
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.”The woman answered “Well, I have contacts.”The policeman replied “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!”
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the one says to the other “heyhow come we do all a da work and he gets all a da money?”pointing to the supervisor. The other says, “I don’t know, go ask him.” So Guido goes up
Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a barrel of potatos. – In this day and age, the army should have a machine to peel potatos, complains Ivanov. – Absolutely, answered the sergeant. And you are its latest model.
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles up to the bar and announces: “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some strange results.Mickey Mouse like Coca-Cola, while Minnie prefers Pepsi.Donald Duck likes Dr.Pepper, while Daisy prefers RootBeer.Pluto likes plain old lemonade, as does Goofy.But Snow White adores 7up.