Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in to work and told everybody that he has a 10Kg healthy son.After hearing what was going on, the wife tells the father to quit telling everybody that the baby is 10Kg because he’s only 4 Kg.Next
|The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.The CIA goes in.
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is told he has to get rid of one employee in his department by thenext Monday. “Downsizing.”He’s really upset. Everyone in his department does a good job and itdoesn’t seem fair. So for the next 2 days
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.
How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the light bulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out alone!