|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements for Andy to learn a trade while doing his time. After three years,
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and asked his wife, “What the hell happened?” “As usual, you made an ass of yourself in front of your boss,” replied the wife. “Piss on him,” answered the husband. “You did,” said
Monster: Doctor, doctor, I’m a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor: Oh what a shame. I’m a dentist.
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: Tame way, unique up on him.
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington’s nose!
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening.”Aye, so I have. ‘Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren’t I need you to whip it out by 5:00! Mind if I use your laptop? Put this in my box before you leave. I want it on my desk now! Hmm.. I think I’m out of fluid. My equipment’s so old,