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One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s body. Worried, she asks him what happened.He replies:” Well, my parents are doing renovations in my room and I sleep with them. Last night, I woke and heard my father asking OK? and mom said OK
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?””No, I am an undercover detective.””So why are you in uniform?””Today is my day off.”
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the Department manager. Upon completion of the test both men only missed one of
Recruits were shocked at the language the sergeant used in their unit. During a smoke break one young soldier asked: “Sergeant, where did you le-arn your language?” “Learnit, hell, it’s a gift,” proudly informed the NCO.
Dentist: Don’t worry. I’m painless. Patient: I’m not.
A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a sudden the devil appeared. He was menacing and threatening and the entire congregation started to flee the church except for one old man.When the church was empty the devil went up to the man and asked