Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first.One little girl raised her hand and said, “I think your mind goes to heaven first because you have to have a mind
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.””You’re wrong, officer, it’s only my hat that makes me look that old.”
Two paratrooper recruits in a plane: – Are you crazy, Vasily? You are going to jump without a parachute. – Is it mandatory to wear it? – Sure. It’s raining outside.
I’m suffering from bad breath You should do something about it! I did. I just sent my wife to the dentist.
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit the bottom first?Not the blonde, she needed directions!
Top 20 Sayings We’d Like To See On Those Office Inspirational Posters:1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.2. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos…then you probably haven’t completely understood the seriousness
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?”To which the farmer replied: “Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!”