Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasn’t the one I wanted pulled. Dentist: Relax, I’m coming to it.
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The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired right away, his full annual benefits PLUS $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line along the retiring general’s body between two points he chose.The first general accepted.
|A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his bench. One day the judge glared down at the man, who was still intoxicated, and thundered “It is the sentence of this court that you be taken from here to a place of execution and there
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game. During the game the guys notice the girl knew just as much about the game as themselves, and are really impressed. After the game they ask her, “How is it that you know so much about
The theatrical manager exclaimed: “Your last role was magnificent, Mr. Brown. You enacted so well that officer wounded on the battlefield. Your suffering looked very much like real.” “It was. I’ve got a large nail in my shoe.” “Well,” said the manager, “for heaven’s sake leave it in until the
Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth? Dentist: Don’t smile in a bad neighborhood.