A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change.”I’ve got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you,” he announced. “Will the laziest man please put his hand up.”Nine hands
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. “You simpleton!” the officer barked. “Don’t you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire
Father: Don’t you feel better now that you’ve gone to the dentist? Son: Sure do. He wasn’t in.
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter, “You got any grapes?”Guy at the counter says, “No, we don’t have any grapes.”Duck says “okay.” and he leaves.The next day the duck comes back in and says “You got any grapes?”The man once again replies,
There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in W.Va. He decided to use the time by getting a good story to submit to his boss. He saw an old man sitting outside a local store and went over to begin the interview.”Sir, I am
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver’s license, the driver argued, “Speeding??? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car the the car in back of me.”
The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no time at all. Hearing rumors about her, the husband confronted his wife and accused her of sleeping with all of the top level managers.”Now that’s entirely false.” she cried. “I took the easy route and slept with anyone