Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents, Al and Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked Jordan’s reluctant father into taking him. And so Jordan and Al got into the car and left. “So how was it?” Elaine asked when they returned home. “Great,” Little Jordan
Have you seen www.stickytape.com? Yes, I can’t tear myself away.
This guy is walking with his friend. He says to this friend, “I’m a walking economy.” The friend replies “How so?” “My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and both of these together are putting me into a deep depression!”
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to the first man, “What is three times three?””274,” was his reply.The doctor says to the second man, “It’s your turn. What isthree times three?” “Tuesday,” replies the second man.The doctor says to the third man, “Okay,
Have you seen www.dustbin.com? Yes, but it’s a load of rubbish.
A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel has died of thirst. He’s crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He
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