Zoo Keeper:”I’ve lost one of my elephants” Other Zoo Keeper:”Why don’t you put an advert in the paper?” Zoo Keeper:”Don’t be silly, he can’t read!”
A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, “We have an opening for people like you.” “Oh, great,” he said, “What is it?” “It’s called the door!”
A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from the mechanic.”Everything ok with your car now?””Yes, thank goodness,” the blonde replies.”Weren’t you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?””Yeah, but he didn’t. I was SO RELIEVED when he told me all I needed
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing waswrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor’s, they explained to the doctor aboutthe problems they were having with their memory. After checking the coupleout, the
Have you seen www.tame.com? Yes, but I’m not wild about it.
The Americans and Japanese decided to engage in a boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance levels. On the big day they felt ready. The Japanese won by a mile. The American team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Corporate management decided that
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up.As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. ‘Wow, this is