Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.
|A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name.She said, “I’m Mrs. Chadivaler Zuminskagia Ragretumunga from the Republic of Uzbetikan visiting my daughter in Columbia.”As she finished speaking the cop paused for a moment and then put away his summons
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products.At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottlenipples. The machine makes a loud “hiss-pop” noise. “The hiss is the rubberbeing injected into the mold,” explains the guide. “The popping sound isthe needle
A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. “Oh no I don’t, I’ve been to China many times and never had to have one of those.”
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s it in his honey!!
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?A: Finger on chin-I don’t know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife: “Honey, I got a new secretary. And imagine what happened! She’s got a red and white bra. You know, these are the colors of my favorite football team. Anyway, it’s not a big deal but it