Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? “The Dentist will see you now.”
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the company clerk is showing him around the camp. They tour the entire base and the clerk shows him around and points out every building of interest. At the end of the tour, the Colonel says, “What
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11’3.”They got out and measured their rig, which was 12’4.””What do you think?” one asked the other.The driver looked around carefully, then shifted into first. “Not a cop
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
Three boys were walking along the beach one day when they see a cave. The first boy goes in and is looking at a banknote on a big rock when a ghostly voice calls out ” I am the ghost of Auntie Abel and this five dollars stays on the
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there handicapped parking places in front of a skating rink….do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke….do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters….do we leave