Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour, showing him his options for spending eternity.They come to a room marked “Hitler.” Inside is Eva Braun, torturing Adolf Hitler with red-hot irons. Every time Hitler tries to escape,Eva applies another iron. “I can’t spend eternity
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
|Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, Benny the Rod. Benny had been in the business for many years in another part of the country. During that time he had garnered quite a reputation for being the most conscientious and
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough.”Why don’t you put your money where your
At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting the treasurer reported a deficit of two hundred dollars. One of the chamber members stood up and said, “I vote that we donate half of it to the Red Cross and then give the other fifty dollars to the Salvation Army.”
Where does the dentist get his gas?…At the filling station
There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In the court room one guy comes in, the judge says, “who are you and what are you charged with”??”I’m duck and i got charged for blowing bubbles in the park”.2nd one comes in, ” who are