Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m the one you want. On my last job, every timeanything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
Ted said to his friend, ‘can you lend me $10?’ ‘But I only have $8,’ his friend replied. That’s OK, you can always owe me the other $2!
Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction. Young dentist: Don’t worry, it’s my first extraction too.
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him.When a police officer stopped to ask what she
Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. ‘ You should give that money to charity,’ said the shopkeeper. ‘No, I’ll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity!’