A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and threw in a penny.The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much,fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a whilebut then smiled and said…”Cool!…It really works”!
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut itin six or twelve pieces.A: “Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you’re planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, managed to take
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde staffers was transferred to an obscure base in Utah.The woman reported to her new Commanding Officer and handed him her orders. He glanced at them and said, “Well Private, your duties here will be pretty much
William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that’s crying, ‘Ice cream! Ice Cream !’
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I have a problem!””What’s the problem, Eve?””Lord, I know you’ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I’m just not happy.””Why is that, Eve?”
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.