|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for years he had been stealing building supplies from the lumberyard where he worked. “What did you take?” his priest asked. “Enough to build my own house and enough for my son’s house.
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high level.There’s a lot of stomping and screaming involved.And it takes two years to get any results.
If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you have ? Someone else’s coat.
Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved. Assistant: Why don’t you marry her? Dentist: I can’t afford to. She’s my best patient.
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m the only one in my class that can count to ten. Why do you rec’un so?””Why that’s because your from Kentucky son.” The dad responses.The next day the kid gets home from school…”Daddy, daddy! I’m the
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window… “Pull over!””No,” she shouts back, “a pair of socks!”