My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didn’t know how rich he was.
Young Charlie to dentist’s sexy chariside assistant “Aha ! Are you the lady orthodontist ?”. The lady replied “No, but I’ll straighten anyone’s teeth “
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the driver fell out.”YOU’RE DRUNK!” exclaimed the police officer.”Thank God for that!” said the drunk, “I thought the steering had gone.”
Dentist to parsimonious patient “No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!”
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.