|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians.American : “In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1. This will record the call and connect them with the police.”Russian : “In Russia we don’t require that you
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called a secretary in to give her the bad news that she was being fired. He started the conversation with: “Miss Symthe, I really don’t know how we’re going to get along without you, but starting Monday,
Young lady to father “Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor “ “Dentist” “Why father ?” “We have only one heart, but 32 teeth!”
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair and sadly said: “Why is some of your hair white mommy?”The mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turn white.The girl thought about
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed a lot of semen.
|This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the province of Quebec, Canada, in October 1996. They showed the video surveillance tape on the news, and even the anchorman was laughing through it.A robber came into a convenience store wearing a ski mask and a
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their hands and knees in one of the flower beds. He goes over and says,”Can I help? Have you lost something?””No,” says one of the doctors. “We’re about to do a heart transplant onan accountant and we’re