A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun – they just don’t remember who with.
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.””If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.””So, you don’t know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?””Yes sir, you can talk to
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.A schoolteacher is a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells
Visitor: You’re very quiet, Jennifer. Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.
Patient to Dentist: “How much to get my teeth straightened?” “Twenty thousand bucks” Patient heads for the door. Dentist to patient: “Where are you going?” “To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent.”
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our six- year-old daughter and said, “Would you like to say the blessing?” I wouldn’t know what to say,” she replied. “Just say what you hear Mommy say,” my wife instructed. Our daughter bowed her head and
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.