The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay for long hours. The blacksmith immediately began his instructions to the lad, “When I take the shoe out of the fire, I’ll lay it on the anvil; and when I nod my head, you hit it
One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees. ‘What are you doing?’ she asked. ‘I’m looking for my dollar bill,’ Max replied. ‘I lost it down the road.’ ‘Why don’t you look for it there?’ ‘Because the light’s better here!’
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. Shepasses a person who asks, “Where did you get that?”A: The pig says, “I won her in a raffle!”
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight, and if you wake up in the morning, let me know what you think.
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain it’s cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain. Without anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to extract the tooth, when the patient outcry: Aaaahhhhhhhh !!!!! Hey, WITH pain it costs $200 !!!,
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops her nail file.