|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run away from me.2. Should you decide to run, I shall direct my K-9 to chase you down to the ends of the earth.3. You have the right to have your lawyer run with you. Should he
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a small business how do I go about it?”The bank manager leans back and clasps his hands together on his gut and replies “Buy a big one and wait”
Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, ‘Is Washington’s picture still on the dollar bill?’ His Father wrote back, ‘Of course it is. Why do you ask?’ Martin answered, ‘Because it’s been so long since I’ve seen one!’
A patient asked the dentist, if it wasn’t nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone’s mouth. The dentist answered “I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet.”
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon. They were ten years apart in ages.One was 60, another 70 and the last 80 years old.The 60 yo, started complaining. He said “I wish I could just piss all at once and not dribble, dribble,
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, “Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test.””Oh, No!” she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he’d make it easy.”Who was God’s
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, “I’ve lost my dad!”The policeman said, “What’s he like?”Little Johnny replied, “Beer and women!”