A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch. He figures he’ll have a little fun…Cowboy: “Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?”Indian: “Dog no talk.”Cowboy: “Hey dog, how’s it going?”Dog: “Doin’ alright.”Indian: shows extreme look of shockCowboy: “Is this Indian your owner?”
|Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they laid down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.”Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”Watson
The Perverse Guide To Getting HiredChapter 1 – The Resume Your resume is a crucial document that summarises theessence of your being to a potential employer. You must graba personnel director’s attention with your sheer, overpoweringwonderfulness, or your vitae will wind up lining the bottom ofher parakeet’s cage. Write a
Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you? Mary: I’d pay whatever it charged.
Gerald: “Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of your being?” Mabel: “Yes, the dentist.”
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Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.Blonde#1: I can’t seem to get this door unlocked!Blonde#2: Well, you’d better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!