Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly? Dentis: “Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they see a police car lights flashing in the rear view mirror. “What are we going to do?” asks the drunk passenger.”Don’t worry, I know what to do. Peel the label off your bottle and stick it
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh, look at the deer tracks.”The other blonde looks and says “Those aren’t deer tracks, those are wolf tracks.””No. Those are deer tracks.”They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.”I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said.The guy replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.” When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: “My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?”Dilbert: “Remember you have to hold it upside down and shake it toreboot.”Boss: “Oh, that’s right.”Wally: “I wonder if he’ll ever realise we gave him an “Etch-A-Sketch.”
believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it.
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”