Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security
If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first? The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).
Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?” “Because they are drawing-rooms, my son.”
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”.
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Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. “What’s the story this time, Jones?” he asked sarcastically. “Let’s hear a good excuse for a change.”Jones sighed, “Everything went wrong this morning, Boss. The wife decided to