When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe is thorough———————————-When I don’t do itI am lazyWhen my boss doesn’t do itHe is too busy———————————-When I do something without being toldI am trying to be smartWhen my boss does the sameThat is initiative———————————-When I please
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman immediately goes into her supervisor’s office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why. The supervisor is puzzled by this time and says,
If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut? Because silence is golden.
Pardon me for a moment, please,” said the dentist to the victim, “but before beginning this work I must have my drill.” “Good heavens, man!” exclaimed the patient irritably. “Can’t you pull a tooth without a rehearsal?”
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess how old I am,” he says. “Bet I can,” she says. “Bet you fifty dollars you can’t tell me how old I am,” he says. “You’re on,” she says.”Stand up.” He stands up. She looks him
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday.Q2: What’s the difference between a blonde and President Gorbachev?A: He knows who the ten men were.
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer asked, “Can you describe the person who did this to you?”The Irishman replied, “That’s what I was doing when he hit me.”