How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the other 19 crawl up his ass.
A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, “that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?” The man replies, “all I can think of is that about
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor finishes the check-up says to the man, “So, you seem in fine health. Any problems?””Yes, Doc,” the old man slowly responded. “My sex drive is too high and I need it lowered.”This took the doctor quite
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again.””Your Honor,” the criminal said, “that’s what I tried to tell the police, but they wouldn’t listen.”
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burnout, and figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make thebulbs work smarter, not harder.
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on a bike.The officer says, “Pull over,” and the driver pulls over to the side of the road.He says, “I’m sorry, officer, was I speeding?”The police officer says, “No, mate, but your wife fell out of the