You might be a Redneck Jedi if…===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, “May the force be with y’all.”* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.* You can easily
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads “low bridge ahead.” Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge.Cars are backed up for miles.Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out
Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee) = PRODUCTION(Dumb manager) + (Wise employee) = PROMOTION (Dumb manager) + (Dumb employee) = OVERTIME
Dentist: “You don’t need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside.”
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of inmates to a baseball game. The General Manager ofthe club was a little leery of this. When the Recreational Directorsaid: “If I prove to you how well behaved they are, will you letthem in?” The General
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo without the ironing lady.Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could dowithout the gardener.
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking into it.