On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8 MILES”.By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim.”I understand you’re claiming damages for the injuries you’re supposed to have suffered?” Stated the counsel for the insurance company.”Yes, that’s right,” replied the farmer, nodding his
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess?A: A nurse says: “This won’t hurt a bit.” A schoolteacher says, “We’re going to have to do this over and overagain until we get it right.” An airline stewardess says, “Just hold
Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A: A Dinosaucer
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a Teacher says, “Spit the gum out!”
An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that hasbeen told and retold ever since by veteran Allied pilots. The German”airfield,” constructed with meticulous care, was made almostentirely of wood. There were wooden hangars, oil tanks, gunemplacements, trucks, and aircraft.The Germans took so long in building their
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got any I.D.?” the patrolman asked.””‘Bout what?” the hillbilly replied.