Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she got an F in sex.
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it went like this:Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away.Q: Officer, who provided this description?A: The
Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: Try Sara’s Tops
Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see wherethe sun went? It finally dawned on her.
|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, “SPEED TRAP AHEAD”.The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles